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Fishing Trip...

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. That's quite a coincidence, said the engineer. I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything. The lawyer looked somewhat confused. How do you start a flood? he asked

Up in Heaven...

 Up in heaven there is a white picket fence. On one side stood GOD on the other side stood Satan and a few of his henchmen. The devils helpers were kicking holes in the fence. GOD said "if you don't tell them to stop, I'll sue you". Satan started laughing and replied "You think you'll find a lawyer on your side of the fence"?

Car Crash 

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away. "Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Sure; after the police leave," replied the lawyer"

Big Mistake 

 There was once a young lawyer, age 29, who was on his way to work when he was hit by a bus. He goes to heaven and meet's St. Peter and pleads, "I am much to young to die, there must be a mistake!". St. Peter thinks about this for a moment and goes out the back to consult with God. Ten minutes later he returns saying, "There's no mistake, according to the hours you have billed your clients, you are 176 years old". 

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