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Fishing Trip...
A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said,
I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was
destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. That's
quite
a coincidence, said the engineer. I'm here because my house and all my
belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid
for everything. The lawyer looked somewhat confused. How do you start a
flood? he asked |
Up in Heaven...
Up in heaven there is a white picket fence. On one side stood GOD on
the other side stood Satan and a few of his henchmen. The devils helpers
were kicking holes in the fence. GOD said "if you don't tell them to
stop, I'll sue you". Satan started laughing and replied "You think
you'll find a lawyer on your side of the fence"? |
Car Crash
A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road. The
lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from
the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask. The doctor accepted
and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren't you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor. "Sure;
after the police leave," replied the lawyer" |
Big Mistake
There was once a young lawyer, age 29, who was on his way to work when
he was hit by a bus. He goes to heaven and meet's St. Peter and pleads,
"I am much to young to die, there must be a mistake!". St. Peter thinks
about this for a moment and goes out the back to consult with God. Ten
minutes
later
he returns saying, "There's no mistake, according to the hours you have
billed your clients, you
are
176 years old". |
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