Q: What kind of cookies do birds like?

A: Chocolate chirp!

Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A: A cow that can milk itself!

Q: What did one eye say to the other eye?

A: Between you and me, something smells!

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?

A: It doesn't matter. He won't come anyway!

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?

A: Great big holes all over Australia!

Q: What did the bee say when he got back to the hive?

A: Honey, I'm home!

Q: Why do surgeons wear masks?

A: So if they make a mistake, no one will recognize them!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a porcupine?

A: A steak with a built-in toothpick!

Q: What do you call a cow's joke?

A: Udder nonsense!

Q: What happened to the dog who swallowed a firefly?

A: He barked with de-light!